Book Tour & Giveaway: What would Charley Davidson series author Darynda Jones put in a time capsule? Click here to find out!
Please help me welcome the author of the fabulous Charley Davidson series, Darynda Jones, as she gives us a peek into her perfect time capsule!
Time capsules are great for remembering where you are at during a given time in your life. We change every year, so this one would be for now and now only. It would probably change next year, but I’d wager not by much.
At this moment in time, I’d put these items into my time capsule.
An iPod with the songs:
- Ain’t No Sunshine by Bill Withers
- Counting Stars by OneRepublic
- Feelin’ Good by Joe Bonamassa
- Golden Brown by The Stranglers
- Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
- LA Song by Christian Kane
- Momma Sed by Puscifer
- Radar Love by Golden Earring
- Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
- For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert
- Sail by AWOLNATION
- Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd
- A Thousand Years by Christina Perry
- Too Close by Alex Clare
- Whiskey in the Jar by Metallica
- Next to Me by Emeli Sande
- Right Round by Flo Rida
- Love Song by 311
…and I could go on and on.
I would also put a few books, including but not limited to:
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- Lover Awakened by JR Ward
- The Duke and I by Julia Quinn
- Envy by Sandra Brown
- Ain’t She Sweet by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
- The Wolf and the Dove by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss
- The Hunger Games by Susan Collins
- Twilight (Yes, Twilight!) by Stephenie Meyer (GT aside: rock on, sister!! Team Edward all the way!)
…and again I could go on and on.
Next I would put the opening lines to a new manuscript I just started called The Razorback. It goes a little something like this:
[quote]The water ran out on Saturday, so even though I’d get in trouble for wearing the hood up on my gray pullover, I took a chance. I hadn’t washed my hair in five days. Maybe no one would notice I was breaking one tiny rule. Maybe I wouldn’t be sent to the directorate’s office. Maybe today would be different. Then again, I kind of didn’t care. I didn’t have the energy to care. The food ran out on Saturday, too.[/quote]
And no time capsule is complete without our favorite foods. That would include a diet orange soda, a package of Twizzlers, a box of Hot and Spicy CheezIts, and a can of coffee with both regular creamer and chocolate creamer. It’s a process really.
Add to that pics of my gorgeous sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys, my handsome husband who waits on my hand and foot, and our beautiful pit bulls, Dooley and Cane, and I’d say my time capsule is just about complete.
I say just about because naturally I’d have to add several letters I’ve received from readers. You guys don’t know what those mean to us!
If you were to create your very own Time Capsule, what would you place in yours and why?
Few things in life can come between a grim reaper and her coffee, but the sexy, sultry son of Satan is one of them. Now that Reyes Farrow has asked for her hand, Charley Davidson feels it’s time to learn more about his past, but Reyes is reluctant to open up. When the official FBI file of his childhood abduction lands in her lap, Charley decides to go behind her mysterious beau’s back and conduct her own investigation. Because what could go wrong?
Unfortunately, another case has fallen into her lap—one with dangerous implications. Some very insistent men want Charley to hunt down a witness who is scheduled to testify against their boss, a major player in the local crime syndicate. If Charley doesn’t come up with an address in 48 hours, the people closest to her will start to disappear.
Add to that a desperate man in search of the soul he lost in a card game, a dogged mother determined to find the ghost of her son, and a beautiful, young Deaf boy haunted by his new ability to see the departed as clearly as he sees the living, and Charley has her hands full. The fact that Reyes has caught on to her latest venture only adds fuel to the inferno that he is. Good thing for Charley she’s used to multi-tasking and always up for a challenge…especially when that challenge comes in the form of Reyes Farrow.
New to the Charley Davidson series? Start here!
Read an excerpt
SIXTH GRAVE ON THE EDGE
A blank is the only thing I draw well.
“A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,” I said, turning to the naked dead man sitting in my passenger’s seat. The elderly naked dead man who’d been riding shotgun in my cherry red Jeep Wrangler, aka Misery, for two days now. We were on a stakeout. Sort of. I was staking out a Mr. and Mrs. Foster, so I was definitely on a stakeout. No idea what Naked Dead Man was on. Considering the fact that he looked about 112, probably blood thinners. Cholesterol medication. And, judging from the state of his manhood, which I couldn’t stop seeing every single time I turned toward him, Viagra. If I were to hash-tag that moment, my status would read something like #impressed.
I gave him two thumbs up, then looked back at the house again, happy to be sitting in Misery. The Jeep, not the emotion. I’d just picked her up from the car hospital two days earlier. She’d had several surgeries to fix her broken girlie bits because a raving lunatic rammed into her. He’d knocked her into a state of mangled disrepair and me, as I was in the driver’s seat at the time, into a state of oblivion. I stayed in that state long enough for Mr. Raving Lunatic to cart me off to a deserted bridge to kill me. He failed and died in the process, but Misery had paid a high price for his nefarious machinations. Why did bad guys always try to hurt the ones I loved?
And this one had succeeded. Misery was hurt. Bad. No one wanted to work on her. Said she couldn’t be saved. Said to give her over to the scrap yard. Thankfully, a family friend with a body shop and a few incriminating photos, which just happened to have found their way into my possession, agreed with great reluctance to try.
Noni kept her for two long weeks before calling to tell me that he’d almost lost her a couple of times, but she’d pulled through with flying colors. When I got the green light to go pick her up, I tore out of my apartment so fast, I left a dust trail behind me, along with a flummoxed best friend, who’d been telling me about the couple in 3C. They were apparently newlyweds, if their energy to do it—her words—all night every night was any indication. I hurried back to her, however, because I didn’t have a car and I needed a ride.
When we picked up Misery, Noni tried to tell me everything he’d had to do to her to get her up and running, but I held up a hand to stop him, unable to bear it. This was Misery he was talking about. Not some random Wrangler off the streets. This was my Wrangler. My best friend. My baby.
Holy cow, I needed a life.
I had to hand it to Noni, though. Misery was good as new. Better than I was, anyway. Ever since that night, I’d been having problems sleeping. I suffered from debilitating nightmares that left me screaming into my pillow, and I jumped every time someone dropped a feather.
But at least Misery was okay. Like, really okay. It was weird. Her cough was gone. Her sluggish response time was no longer an issue. Her reluctance to wake up in the mornings as she sputtered in protest every time I tried to fire all engines was nonexistent. Now she started on the first try, no groaning or whining, and she purred like a newborn kitten. How Noni had managed to fix her insides as well as her outsides I’d never know, but the guy was good. And Noni was my new best friend. Well, after Misery. And Cookie, my real best friend. And Garrett, my kind of, sort of best friend. And Reyes, my. . . my . . .
What was Reyes? Besides the dark and sultry son of evil? My boy toy? My love slave? My 24/7 booty call?
He was all those things, but he was also my almost-fiancé. All I had to do was say yes to the proposal he’d written on a sticky note, and he would be my fiancé for reals. Until then, however, he was my almost fiancé.
No, my soon-to-be fiancé.
No! My nigh fiancé.
Yeah, that’d work.
I turned back to the naked dead man, stuffed a couple of Cheez-Its into my mouth, and confessed my latest sin.
“I’m just kidding,” I said through the crackers, regretting the fact that I’d tempted him and now had no follow-up. No punch line. “I don’t know any ‘girl, mocha latte, dead man’ jokes. Sorry to get your hopes up like that.” He didn’t seem to mind, however. He sat staring straight ahead as always, his gray eyes clouded and watery with age, oblivious of my charm, my clever repartee, and my intellectual wit. He was ignoring me!
“Cheez-It?” I offered him.
About the author
NYTimes and USA Today Bestselling Author Darynda Jones has won numerous awards for her work, including a prestigious Golden Heart®, a Rebecca, two Hold Medallions, a RITA ®, and a Daphne du Maurier, and she has received stellar reviews from dozens of publications including starred reviews from Publisher’s Weekly, Booklist, and the Library Journal. As a born storyteller, Darynda grew up spinning tales of dashing damsels and heroes in distress for any unfortunate soul who happened by, annoying man and beast alike, and she is ever so grateful for the opportunity to carry on that tradition. She currently has two series with St. Martin’s Press: The Charley Davidson Series and the Darklight Trilogy. She lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband of almost 30 years and two beautiful sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys. She can be found at www.daryndajones.com.